Sunday, March 8, 2015

“The Lite Bright Life of Some Meek Rat Adventurers” Day One Part I


[Co-authored by Kathryn and Casey]

It’s Go Time.
4:30 am The morning is brisk, but the spirits are high.

8:00 am Welcome to our New Orleans Adventure Blog.  The month is March, the days are frosty, and spring break 2015 has finally arrived.  As the wings of the Southwest plane tilt, we (Casey and Kathryn) look out upon the snow-covered tiny little cities and towns. We imagine increasingly warmer weather and good times as the miles between us and the grand ol’ historic city of New Orleans melt like the snowflakes so omnipresent in our imagination.

Let’s rewind a little a bit.  If we think in terms of, say, statistics, we’d argue that 2 in 10 people in our airport carpool should have been categorized as chatterboxes.  Chatty Kathies.  Ferbies. The kind you want to lock in the closet.  At 4am. 

Discussion ranged from Casey’s “meek rat” encounters (meerkats) to Kathryn’s childhood nostalgia of lite-brights and their striking similarity to New Jersey bridges and city skylines pre-sunrise. 

The excitement was just too much to handle!  (Well, for us at least.) Despite Kathryn’s overly-tightened blue shoelaces and Casey’s unfortunate tummy ache, these Stags were ready for adventure.  The cab driver (speedy little devil), had every intention of arriving to the airport in an exceedingly timely fashion.  And that we did.

3 Eggs in a Pan.
Make it to the airport. Check.  Make it through security.  Well…eventually. Sit back, relax, and enjoy the tale of a 6am security check.

“That girl put three eggs in a pan this morning.” –Kath
“What?” –Casey

Kathryn overheard this enthusiastic breakfast declaration from a fellow airportian as we waited in line.

First selfie break for the team (minus Beth)!  Let’s just say not everyone was photo-ready.  (See Kathryn’s FB for details).

Moving on.  Casey’s footwear choice of boots with the fur (jk, but sky high metal zippers), resulted in a stand-off with the scanner.  Casey walked out in socks.  Kathryn knew who won that argument.

Likewise, Kathryn was pulled over by a security officer for a bag check.  Long story short, her privacy was temporarily invaded, the bag was fine, and she got to ask her question.  Aka, he woke up at 2 am.  Nice guy. 

Simultaneously, Casey and Kathryn exchanged confused looks as they watched Jess with her lack of ID scurry down the hall on the opposite side of the glass.  We later met up with her and Abigayel on our way to the gate.  To this day, the details of her strange absence remain unknown.

Three Boys and Their Hats.
Upon arrival at gate A14, we realized we weren’t dressed for the occasion.  We’d forgotten the all-too common headwear of the 21st century “seasoned” spring break travelers.  One might call them safari hats, straw caps, or even “Southern sombreros.”   In any case, we didn’t have them, nor did we rise to the occasion of some of our co-airportians who proudly and suavely sported the crisp, clean cut, and white collar look of the all-white suit set.  You go, trend-setting comrades.

8:30 am Pretzels or Peanuts?
Peanuts. 

“Who’s Thirsty?” says the napkin.
“Kathryn!” says the Casey.



This has been a live report from Seats 11 D&E, Kathryn and Casey.
Over and out.

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